February 2012
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December 2011
1 post
November 2011
1 post
October 2011
1 post
September 2011
4 posts
Whenever I consciously know that Jersey Shore is airing, I pray a jet engine crashes into my bedroom, missing me, and causing a tear in the fabric of the universe. In turn this creates a tangent parallel dimension where life is only sustainable for a short amount of time. However, as the ‘living receiver’, I will choose not to return the artifact back to its point of intercepted...
August 2011
1 post
July 2011
5 posts
Honest dilemma LIVES AT STAKE
Driving home from Orlando. I’m super tired. Just to stay awake, if I jerk off while driving with my little brother sleeping in the car, is that like a horrible sin or anything? I’d rather not die. Before you start to get upset just think about the options I’ve laid out here. I mean what’s worse, both of us dying because I fell asleep, or me rubbing one out in secrecy? Like...
Djoey Unchained
Sometimes I have more thought than what I am allowed to type. So this first tumblr post will be exactly 141 characters long. FUCK YOU TWITTER